one flew over the cuckoo's nest

That's apparently exactly what I did this morning.

And now I hate birds.

Of any kind.

I was just walking along the driveway, listening to some music, and basically doing nothing. I started seeing two birds flying, and thought nothing of it, that they were just passing overhead, and continued walking. Until, I saw something out of the corner of my eye just inches from me. It was the bird, wait, no, TWO birds. Flying at my head like it was some game. I ran, full speed down the road as the winged creatures continued to dive bomb me, still playing their game. And play they did, all the way to Ashatasha's house.

And now I think I'm mentally scarred and scared for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI65zxvBAWw

AND now know exactly how these people feel